I hate gangster wannabes

I really do.
I seriously mean it.
If you're one, then expect to find yourself in a heavily ornamented and extremely deadly execution room.
And getting beheaded.
Or bearmed, belegged, besomethinged, I just hate them.
And I have no clue why.
I mean, out of all things, why would anyone wanna be a gangster? That's pointless. Why would anyone be something they shouldn't?!
Ok, I like gangster clothes, hoodies, chains, and all that. (except the sagging) but, why would anyone wanna be a gangster???????
I have no clue.
You have no clue.
Even the wannabes have no clue.

Ok, since I'm extemely flarpingly bored, and I have to go to a party, and I can't find anything interesting to post about, I can't type anymore.